Everything in the previous three posts is groundwork for a query that takes about eleven lines: which accounts belong to people who are not on the staff list any more. It is worth more than the entire twice-yearly review and it costs nobody any time at all.
Key takeaways
The check is a weekly join between the account snapshots and the staff list.
A leaver produces one message listing every service they still have access to.
The same list is produced proactively on somebody’s last day, as a checklist.
Days-to-removal is the number worth watching, and it should trend towards zero.
A service that never appears on a leaver list is probably not being collected at all.
The weekly join
Fig 1. The weekly leaver check. Grouping by person rather than by service is what turns six findings into one afternoon’s task with a clear owner.
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One message per person
A leaver with access to six services is one problem, not six. Six separate findings routed to six service owners produces six small tasks with no coordination and a good chance that two of them are done and four are not.
So the message goes to whoever handles offboarding, lists every service the person still has access to, and includes a link to each service’s user administration page. That is a single ten-minute task with an obvious completion condition, which is a far better shape than six two-minute ones.
The proactive checklist
The same query, run in the other direction, produces something more useful than any detection: a list of everything a specific person has access to, generated on the day they hand in their notice.
Fig 2. The same data used proactively. The checklist prevents the finding; the weekly check exists to catch what the checklist missed.
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The verification step is what makes the checklist trustworthy. Somebody ticking nine boxes on a Friday afternoon is not evidence that nine accounts were removed; next Monday’s collection is. A checklist item ticked but still showing in the following week’s snapshot is reported specifically, and it is usually a service where removal requires a step somebody did not realise.
The number to watch
Fig 3. A quarter of offboarding in five numbers. The gap between the median and the worst case is what identifies the specific service that keeps being missed.
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Median days to removal is the headline and it should be zero in a business with a working checklist. The worst case is the more useful number, because it is almost always the same service every quarter — the one whose admin panel is awkward, or whose owner is part-time, or which nobody remembers is a service at all.
The service that never appears
One quiet finding worth mentioning: a service that has never once appeared on a leaver list, across several quarters, in a business with turnover. That usually means its collection is broken rather than that its offboarding is perfect, and it is worth checking specifically because a silently broken collector is indistinguishable from a well-run service.