How the retention report reads
The report is short, boring, and carefully stripped of everything that would make it more interesting, because every one of those things is a way of identifying somebody. What is left is still enough to change how a business runs.
Key takeaways
- Counts and directions only. No quotes, ever, however anonymised they look.
- No department, role or manager breakdown. In a small business those are names.
- A coverage line at the top, so the report is not read as more than it is.
- Quarterly, not live. A dashboard updating after one response is a name with a delay.
- The unmatched count is reported, because it says the theme list is out of date.
What the page says
Q3 2026 — leavers
- Coverage. 7 leavers. 5 answered at exit, 4 answered at six weeks, 3 answered both.
- Scheduling — 4 people, rising. Up from 1 last quarter. Two said they raised it while employed.
- Progression — 3 people, flat. Same as the last two quarters.
- A better offer — 5 at exit, 2 at six weeks. The gap is the largest recorded so far.
- Unmatched — 3 answers. Above the usual 1. Worth a read of the theme list.
- No individual response is shown. Themes need three people before they appear.
Five lines and a footer. The coverage line is first because it determines how much weight the rest deserves: three people answering both asks out of seven leavers is a real signal and a small one, and putting that at the top stops the report being quoted in a board meeting as though it were a survey.
Everything it refuses to include
- App integration
- Security & identity
- Analytics
- Front-end & mobile
Why a quote is worse than a name
A quote is presented as the safe compromise: no name attached, just what somebody actually said. In a business of thirty people, a sentence about a specific incident, in somebody’s own phrasing, identifies them more reliably than a name would — because everybody knows who was involved, and now they also know what that person said about it. There is no way to anonymise a quote that survives contact with colleagues.
Why the manager breakdown is the one people ask for
And it is the one that must never exist, for a reason that has nothing to do with protecting managers. The moment a report can show what a manager’s leavers said, everybody in the business understands that answering honestly is an accusation against a named person. Answers become diplomatic within one quarter and the system produces nothing useful ever again.
The thing to do with a scheduling theme is fix the scheduling. If the fix requires knowing where, that is a conversation somebody has with people who still work there, which is a better conversation anyway.
Why quarterly
- Machine learning
- Management
- Analytics
- People
A quarter is late enough that several responses are pooled and early enough that a rising theme can still be acted on within the same year. It is not a compromise on speed so much as a recognition that this data is about patterns, and a pattern that is only visible within a week is not a pattern.
Next: what all of this costs to run.
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