The 1926 story-and-a-half where the chimney chase could not move
- The house
- 1926 story-and-a-half, Longfellow. Kitchen 11 × 12, back stair and the chimney chase in the middle of the only good wall. Somebody knocked the pantry in badly in 1978 and left the header on a jack post.
- Days without a kitchen sink
- Disconnected 14 Apr, running again 6 May. You washed up in the basement laundry tub, which is twelve steps down and worse than it sounds by week three. 22 days without a kitchen sink
- Where you cooked, and for how long
- Induction plate and the microwave on a folding table in the dining room; fridge in the hall outside the bathroom. April, so the grill was back on from week two, which is the only reason this one was bearable. 31 days without a kitchen
- Days we were actually in your house
- 31 working days on site. Nine weekdays nobody came: six waiting on the stone template and fabrication, two on the rough-in inspection, one for a spring snow that closed the fabricator. 9 weekdays nobody came
- The dust line
- Zip wall across the dining room arch with a zippered door, negative-air machine in the kitchen window, adhesive film and hardboard from the back door to the front. The rest of the house stayed clean. The dining room did not, and we told you that on day one.
- What we promised, what it took
- We said seven weeks. It ran eight weeks and two days, because the header over the old pantry opening was carrying the back stair on a jack post and had to be engineered and replaced before cabinets could be set. Nine days of that were the engineer and the inspector, not us. Ran 7 working days past what we promised
| Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kitchen sink | no kitchen sink this week | no kitchen sink this week | no kitchen sink this week | no kitchen sink this week | sink running part of the week | sink running all week | sink running all week | sink running all week |
| Cooking | temporary kitchen only | temporary kitchen only | temporary kitchen only | temporary kitchen only | temporary kitchen only | kitchen back part of the week | cooking in the kitchen all week | cooking in the kitchen all week |
| Dust wall up | zip wall up all week | zip wall up all week | zip wall up all week | zip wall up all week | zip wall up all week | zip wall up all week | zip wall up part of the week | no zip wall this week |
| Crew on site | crew here all five weekdays | crew here some weekdays | nobody came this week | crew here some weekdays | crew here all five weekdays | crew here all five weekdays | crew here some weekdays | crew here some weekdays |
This is the one we point at when somebody asks whether we ever run over. The header was not findable from inside a finished kitchen and it was not optional once it was open. What we could control was telling you on the afternoon we found it, with a number, rather than on the Friday you asked.